Parody Of The Good ol Hockey Game

Oh, the fans will come

with their jerseys on

colored in Toronto blue.

And they watch this game

near the Hall of Fame

but there's not much they can do

'Cause the puck, they drop

and they play like slop

It's enough to make you scream

And the puck, they loft

right past Raycroft!

Beats the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team

makes you wish it was a dream

But it's real and not a dream

It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, old Mats Sundinhe

don't use his bean.

Got the stats, but not the win

And Bryan McCabe

million-dollar babe

makes an "own goal," major sin.

Tomas Kaberle

overrated, he.

They're all running out of steam.

The Toronto Sun

columns by the ton

rip the bad old hockey team

Oh! The bad old hockey team

makes you wish it was a dream

But it's real and not a dream

It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, the poor old sports reach their town's airport

See its name, and how it hurts

'Cause the team ain't wonsince Lester Pearson

was a live Prime Minister.

The Canadiens they might win again.

Even Ottawa can dream

But you'll catch some grief with the Maple Leafs

They're the bad old hockey team

Oh! The bad old hockey team

makes you wish it was a dream

But it's real and not a dream

It's the bad... old... hockey... team!

Hockey Night In Canada

Stompin' Tom Connors is open to licensing his famed hockey song to CBC as a replacement for the "Hockey Night In Canada" theme, which was acquired by CTV."If they want to use 'The Hockey Song,' it's a good song, whether I sing it or not," Connors said in an interview Monday from his home in Georgetown, Ont.

Stompin Tom Quote

If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, you can better serve your country by livin' someplace else.

Stompin' Tom Connors

Canadian Songs

Connors' music is rarely heard outside Canada, with the possible exception of his anthemic "The Hockey Song" which has been recorded by many artists. It has been suggested that Connors refuses to allow foreign release of his material.

NHL Hockey Awards

Here are some photos from the night of June 12th 2008 during Tom's performance at the NHL Hockey Awards.

The Night Stompin Tom Fought At Newcastle Legion

The time Connors was in a fight at the legion in Newcastle, after a show. It was all a misunderstanding over his trademark hat, which he wore, despite the legion's rule that hats must be removed.He wound up in the snowbank out behind the legion.He has played at the legion since that day.

Stompin Tom Stamp

Stompin’ Tom Connors can add having a stamp with his image on it to his long list of achievements. The stamp will be released in June 2009.Stompin' Tom Connors: You can't beat him, but soon you'll be able to lick him, thanks to Canada Post.